Insane Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I was born with a d**k in my brain, yeah, f*cked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night, he snuck in and said
"We're going out back, I want my d**k sucked in the shed"
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I f*ck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day, my mother said "I don't know what the f*ck's up with this kid
The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead"
"Debbie, don't let that f*cker get you upset
Go in there, stick a f*ckin' cigarette to his neck
I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you
I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object?"
"Aw, go f*ck his brains out if any's left in his head"
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[Verse 2]
"Did you get him?" — "Nah, f*cker tried to bite my face off
I just got f*ckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f*ckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding-dong
That motherf*cker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every f*ckin' thing off
Everything 'cept his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw?" Yeah, maniac, that's Shady, dawg
Man, that motherf*cker's gangsta, ain't he dawg?
Shady, dawg, what be goin' through that f*ckin' brain of yours?
Say no more, what the f*ck you waitin' for? Sing along
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
[Verse 3]
Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched, or do the felching?
F*ck 'em in the as*, suck the cum out while you're belching (Urrp)
Burp, belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying, man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (Oh...)
F*ck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady, what the f*ck you saying?" I don't know, help me
What the f*ck's happening? I think I'm f*ckin' melting
"Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being"
No, dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get n*ked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'As* Rape', and we're shooting the jail scene"
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
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Insane: Slim Shady’s Wild Experiment
"Insane" by Eminem from "Relapse: Refill" is one of the album’s most extreme shock-rap moments, designed to push Slim Shady’s horrorcore persona to its absolute limit. The song plays like a twisted cartoon, where outrageous storytelling, dark humor, and exaggerated accents are used intentionally to make listeners uncomfortable. Rather than aiming for realism, Eminem treats the track as pure character acting, almost like a rap-based horror sketch.
A fun hidden fact about Insane is that it was created during the Relapse sessions when Eminem was deliberately experimenting with voices and accents as a creative reset after his comeback. That exaggerated delivery, often debated by fans, was part of a larger concept to separate Marshall Mathers from the Slim Shady character. Another lesser-known detail is that Insane was not included on the original Relapse album and only appeared on Relapse: Refill, making it one of the bonus tracks that fully leaned into shock value without commercial pressure.
What makes Insane stand out is that it’s not meant to be taken literally or morally. It functions as satire, using absurd extremes to underline how far the Slim Shady persona can go when completely unchecked. For longtime fans, the song is less about the lyrics themselves and more about witnessing Eminem testing the boundaries of his alter ego in its rawest, most unfiltered form.
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FAQ Section
Who sung the song "Insane" by Eminem?
The song "Insane" was sung by Eminem.
Who wrote the song "Insane" by Eminem?
Eminem, Dr. Dre, Mark Batson, Trevor Lawrence Jr., Mike Elizondo & Dawaun Parker.
Who produced the song "Insane" by Eminem?
Dr. Dre.
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Song Details
Artist: Eminem
Album: Relapse: Refill
Genre: Rap
Language: English
Released: May 15, 2009
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